Monday, 22 March 2010

Checkmate Your Love

女孩,十多岁,爱情是雪白的白纸。
男孩,十几岁,爱情是毫无目的的射标。
相爱了,定下了纯洁但是没有结尾的誓言。
爱情不过如此,没了还能再来。

二十出头,彼此手里握着checklist, 一副监考官的模样。
彼此在钩钩叉叉的,少一项都不可以。
爱情不过是wish list 里不可缺一的条件。
请你钩上眼泪。

三十出头,手里握着对方递给的checklist, 忙着的填调查问卷。
彼此看看哪几项是符合的, 背景薪水给填个满意的答案。
爱情不过不要太挑剔,还是会发生的。
不过请你填好你的性能力。

四十出头,checklist依然递给对方。
填上基本的个人资料, interview几句话,吃几餐饭。
爱情不过是在了解中发生。
不过了解中,钱包请你填得体面点。

五十出头,爱情没死的话,倘若你还是健康的话。
你爱我吗?不再是最后阶段的恋爱。
健康还好吗?
爱情能否建立在没能把床弹得吱吱响的体力上?

六十出头,你还有能力期待爱?
身边没死的人,就是个伴。
倘若我能好好的记住你的名,对上几句令我愉快的话。
爱情好像也带不入棺材。

七十出头,幸运的你在回味你的爱情。
你失去理解别人的能力。
七十出头,不太好运的你,临终前有爱情的遗憾吗?
爱情,不过就死在你没有好好的猎杀到他人的爱情。

爱情还是那么喜欢突然其来checkmate.
-end game-

Monday, 15 March 2010

七十一先生

My name is Seventy One. 71.
You may call me Mr.71.

71
is me

I'm 71.

Thursday, 11 March 2010

一个十五的过去

Cause when you're fifteen
and somebody tells you they love you
you're gonna believe them
and when you're fifteen
feeling like there nothing to figure out
Fifteen - Taylor Swift

If I can swim better like a sperm, I would drown in the time capsule like a ovary back into my fifteen. A fifteen that is only happen once in my life.

Fifteen is the age I started my first date, which I literally screw everything. No feelings involved at all not even sweetness but there I sacrificed my kiss. Then I broke it up, cause I'm bored playing. I don't even have feelings, unlike those kids who will so linger about their first love, which is innocent, naive and so called as pure.

One-Five Year Old, I met my mentor. I turned bad after then. Thanks him, I hate Prangin and fall for Gurney happily ever after. Thanks him, I talk like an idiot. Thanks him, I think a lot more mature, he changed my mind. Thanks him, I spent lot in my fifteen. Thanks him, my fifteen was fun.

I remember how rough I'm when I'm fifteen. I'm kinda good in martial art back then, and I won a inter-school second runner up. Proud fighter stops fighting after the victory cause the I got bored. Well, I still good in flipping tables and throwing chairs or smash a few smaller size guys on the floor. I'm so trouble.

It's a PMR year for a fifteen's teen. I enjoy messing with friends in tuition classes. I enjoy the walk before and after tuition classes. I enjoy talking so loud in tuition class and I always got my works done partially but beautifully written. I enjoy running in rainy days tho I just did it twice in my life. PMR seems happy regardless results.

Emo. Quite not my style, because I was a ugly sunshine boy I think. I don't do internet this much. I enjoy take bus going everywhere with my first handphone and MP3. I have love-bugs.

I wrote a confession blog to someone. I fall deep for someone. I felt I'm special for the first time not only to my family. A fifteen years old is missing someone every time he blinks.

A fifteen in 2004, A Twenty One in 2010.
I never expected I'll be who I'm now
when I was 15
I no longer that daring
but I'm much brave
I'm still happy
yet pursuing a life which I'm contented with

Fifteen, I got my name as Hory
21. I'm proud of Hory


Bravo. Fifteen.

Thursday, 4 March 2010

不要惹我生气

有感而发的看了一篇炮轰他人不是的文章。叫嚣得很气愤,写得恨不得把对方吞了,把毕生学会的污言秽语很贴切的形容了别人。 他的愤怒,他的悲惨,别人对他的亏欠,引来了一些路人甲乙丙丁的站台,忙着如回音的附和,尽一份所谓朋友的道义。

结尾里,狠狠的搁下了一句

我告诉你我是个怎样的人, 你得罪我一次,我不会还你两次,我会还你一辈子,给你翻不到身你最好给我明白!!
我不好惹!!

经典得让我笑了一下。

把时间挪回两三年前,依稀的听过好一句相似的话,不外乎,

别惹我生气,我疯起来连我自己也怕
不要弄我生气,我不知道我会做出什么事情

说的时候,气势要带种,眼神要狠,拳头要握紧。说完了势必转身就走,因为身后的人必然错愕的害怕着你。

是吗?
当你发狠的时候,嚷这几句话出来,无非是要个下台阶。想说可以唬吓对方,也可以漂亮的脱身,顺便幻想你把讨厌的人吓得愣着,旁人为你的英勇鼓掌欢呼。

殊不知,你整个气势一气呵成后,马上逊掉。 我的白眼翻得快翻不会来了,怎么办?

Sunday, 28 February 2010

Who


谁进来,却不留声息的离开?
飘渺得让我困惑

着迷于你
朦胧间的暧昧

甜甜的
消逝得快乐点

我们静静的喧哗
只有彼此的心听见对方大声地密语

我小心地在你心里
刻下名字
伴随心跳
陪着我

晚安,爱情
你是谁?

Friday, 26 February 2010

快乐需要有你们

从云顶回来也有三天了
那种愉悦依然

不写回忆
风干了
老时拿出来回味

征服了云霄飞车,下次一定要吐在海盗船

附注槟城很热
喜欢被冷雾萦绕

Friday, 12 February 2010

ROAR

Converse
3 Polo -T
3 T-shirt
FourSkin Flip-Flop
4 Renoma <3
Coloured Hair
New Cleanser
Clay Mask

Not So Shopaholic, Compared to real SHOPAHOLICS
Nicely prepared before CNY? hope so...
head home, fews day won't be on the world...

Sarcastically Masked!
AUMMM~~~ ROAR~~~~
Red red won't harm ppl

Call ME Cute! Handsome! Sophisticated!

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Whisper to Owl

Today is the day I talk to Owl
I found it so funny and laugh non stop in class, and lost all my sleepiness
I laugh non stop every time I turn and saw Owl's face, I'm mad in class, insane...
It has been a long time that I got such hard tickles

The Owl will ROAR~ with claws
LOL!
still looking similar
and I still laughing seeing this Owl..

Friday, 5 February 2010

超低能,劲搞笑

超低能,劲搞笑
It is so not my style

Sunday, 31 January 2010

I'm A Penang True Blood

Mali was here, 25- 29 January 2010.

Thanks to him that finally I get to explore the place that I have stayed for almost 21 years.
Well, have to talk a little bit about the Ray of Hope, which is so stupid to pay RM45 to taxi driver!

1st day-For so long time I never went into Siamese and Burmese Temple, but that's the 1st day of his visit because it is so sad that he left with 'Designer' after Gurney...

2nd day-Khoo Kongsi where is the first time I step in, but it change my idea about it... it was so different inside compared to my imagination... haha... then we walk to Majlis Kapitan Keling and it is also the first time I step in to a mosque, surprise!!~ and we walk to the Temple of Mercy Goddess then we again walk to Little India... I almost got my leg lost in the town... before I started to drive my car to Cheong Fatt Tze which they are only having two sessions in a day, and we missed the 1st session and 2nd session is still a few hours to go. Mali merajuk~ so we leave it and go to Peranakan Mansion so see those baba nyonya house and stuffs... So many first time happen in a day, and we go Gurney again... and I watched 3 movies in a day!!! Mali took so many of my 1st time T.T

3rd day-Dumped him cause I need to go class and change my hair, dye it RED!!!! then at night only I go Gurney fetch him to Pasar Malam again we have ice potong and rojak~~ rojak~~ then we head to Kek Lok Si to see the night view of Penang Island, but too bad it is closed by that time and the dark there is scarily frighten me... and we go to Esplanade to have a walk :)

4th day-Last day Mali should be in Penang 'Suppose'... we went Kek Lok Si again go up to the big bronze Goddess of Mercy then after Kek Lok Si, we went to my favorite laksa and cucur udang stall to eat... yumm yumm then we went Queensbay to watch Universal Soldier and have Kenny Roger before sending him off to air port... A few wrong turn caused we are just on time to the air port but too late to check in..Ish~ As then we met MISS DISASTER NIA~~ missed flight, back Tunes.. Tomorrow is another day in Penang...

5th day-Went Fort Cornwallis to walk around then go to have Curry Mee at TARC's area, which I almost caused him to eat the pig's blood.. haha... then went to Butterfly Farm.. *whisper* tu budak so sissy, macam fairy in the farm... hahaha then we head to Paradise Beach since Penang is so famous for Beach/Bitch, not to forget we went Gurney again XD... then we headed to Clan Jetty and walked all the jetty there... LONG LIVE MY LEG!!! and this time we headed to air port so early not to miss any planess...

P/S : Loves those 5th days photos~ haha
P/P/S : This is a fuckao messy journal which just for record, do not expect much

muacks. HIAO!
Imma Penang True Blood now on!!!

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

W.W.Wtf

It is called as World Wide Web for some reason but it is still damn weird that I have visitor from too far apart of the world and some countries that I can't even know where to seek them in the map... how awesome?

Hohoho... Don't get jealous, because I seriously don't see any benefit from it
but got spammed by lusty comments
-.-''' w-t-f?

Saturday, 16 January 2010

我是斗鱼


我们明天就在一起。我爱你,请你不要忘记。

颜色越是灿烂,越是难以接近。

我是群体的金鱼,有无限的梦想
我的爱情是斗鱼。

圈圈说 “ 我们都以为爱情的魔力可以让另一半为我们改变但往往改变的
却是二人之间的爱情”

Wednesday, 13 January 2010

Rainbow On Head

Whee, exam over... my mind is so free and think of this quote when I'm bathing

人生最快乐的事,莫过于没有考试,

人生最愉快的事,莫过于考完试,然后看你们考试!

共勉之~

and instantly, I fall sick.

Erm... well, I should have starting to do my shopping on Chinese New Year's new cloths , hunting for my shorts, jeans and my favorite shopping of all time
underwear!!!

Another very mind troubling issue, what hair colour I should put on? It has been troubling me for awhile and caused me dragging my appointment to have my hair done since Jun 2009. Hmmmm, really so troublesome...

till then, wait for my coloured hair




I might ends up this way


too~

Saturday, 9 January 2010

KNFS!

Was checking my post, and again was happily surprise I have lots of comments in a single post...
13, is a good number!

mind's pop up "ei! Since when I have so many comments?"

-.-'''

Again I have a porno blog's comments to brag about...
Hey, Jap... can you all stop komichii-ing in my blog?

Exam period still need me to clean up those mess, grrrrr.... Talking about exam, I noticed that every exam period I will have those escapade thinking, which leads me to lots lots lots of fantasy about going to travel! DAMN!

Exam period, you know I know. I turn very anxious, when I'm anxious, I turn very rough and ferocious, and when I'm rough and ferocious, I turn very brutal, and when I'm brutal, I turn very.....................KNFS! -Credit Vynn Lew for teaching me this-

I have relatively low mood this few days, which can be blame on my study habits. 积少成多,滴水成河,堆沙成塔 and I got frustrated looking at my text and those notes. I went online search for examples, I got information over loaded. DAMN! Search examples 20%, FB & MSN 80%

Now I started to jot down those essences of my subject into 5 bloody fark of papers, bring in for the open book exam. I have modafuka trouble with those font size and sengek writing on blank paper, no lines allow.. diu.. lines can help us cheat meh? despite font size, the serious problem is I do not have a clear mind about what should I put into the 5 pieces of bibble/ "ang gong hu"!

Basic of all, I'm so lazy and pro in whining about everything but no aksi-aksi hebat.
Cure laziness, Fark Exam.

I rather blog, than study.

Talking about January, so far so good. Probably still the 1st month of the year which I still in mood to see everything in a good way, even bad is good by now. till then I don't know...

People~ oh~ people... Can you stop using magnifier to look at your own problems, and non-stop complaining? Why can't you go check out solution or work on others stuff? but keep blah blah blah ain't going to help you to feel better. I don't mind listening once or twice or even trice, but once every night is too much... I wish to duck-tape your mouth, if this can be my new year resolution.

Exceptional are being give out based on my mood and never less I only love listen to those I consider myself close with. Others then that, please

Stop bomoh-ing me, exam is already troublesome...

finger crossed for lazy people,
exam pass like nobody business,
sigh, blog so much, read so little, jotted less then a line in 5 hours time.
XD

Friday, 1 January 2010