Friday 22 February 2008

World War III

Hey hey hey, Hory is back for reporting the recent happening of it's own... hehe.. this is gonna be memorable *really?*.. erm... not really actually..haha.. good then let's kick a start with somehthing happy!
Call Me A Killer!
Just to be accurate.. I killed 9 mosquitos in one nite!! what a record of myself.. * booo by someone* ... Boo what boo? story started this way.. I was on MSN as usual at this late hour.. haha one little mosquitos keep on bugging me.. tho it is a bug.. but he doesnt have the right to kacau me rite? mayb Im sweet? So I ended his life with a marverlous clap , only a clap no S... * Smack * and he died so peacefully in my palm.. wakaka~ I wash my hand for the sake of hygienic.. haha.. n back to MSN for of course purpose.. It is wo weird that there is another one resting on my screen.. I intended to kill with my palm once agian.. but luck is not here anymore... It flee away, it prays hard .. it fly to the right handside.. I nvr care where he fly later.. but a second later when I turn to right look at my lovely handphone on the bad.. It dance gracefully on my bed *WHAT THE HECK?* , does a mosquito fly that fast? I dun care as well.. I dun wan make another sin by ending another life.. but my leg is itchy at the next minute? I think that they wanted to revenge for their beloved just lost relative or friend.. I realise that it is not less than 2 in my room.. n since u all wanna have war, I will have a big one with u bugs~ I go to the kitchen and bring the most poisonous bugspray Shelltok, that kills humans n bugs.. every single inches of my room at nicely sprayed with the smelly stupid perfume of them, I merely suffocate inside but the urge of killing conquer all !!! I dun have great confidence about the shelltok effectiveness.. so I did it agian.. RESULT are here.. few of them fly out with the goyang-goyang style.. wakaka.. the HAND OF ALL EVIL & KINDNESS are here for them.. I whack them off.. I think that time their mortality rate is 5... haha .. I observe for them .. no one coming out? Shelltok agian , and agian.. I showered with it!!! wakakak... now u guys out there wont kill me with it!! I'm immune * cough* cough* the things repeated for I think 5 -6 rounds which means nearly a quater of the Shelltok habis~ haha.. Mortality rate or the MosQ March is 8.. included the very 1st one I slaped the TOTAL = 9.. wohhohohoh~

then I went to bath.. haha.. the shelltok really make me feel irritating and stink.. blek ~
p/s : the time I have the World War III in my room is 2.29am *noted*
REPORT TO CNN if u see this.. it is shocking n important~

Photo as Prove
THE HAND OF EVIL AND GOOD SAKE/ KINDNESS
SEE IT? TOTAL IS STILL 6...
BEFORE I ENDED THE WAR.. BEFORE THE LAST CALL
DO RE MI FA SO LA TI DO ~
PEACE! SAY CHEESE!!
TOTAL MORTALITY RATE OF THE MOSQ MARCH = 9 ( ONE WASHED WAY, NOT IN PHOTO, PITY)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

你好可爱啊。
半夜三更不睡觉,在那儿和蚊子大作战。
嗐。。。
你真是的。
难道你不知道,睡眠对人类最重要的吗?
下次不要这样了啊,要好好地休息啊。